Most people in the city are aware of the pickled soup that represents our municipal governance.
As a public service here is a recipe for getting the soup out of the pickle we are in.
Take a handful of reality
Add dollop or two for truthfulness – for taste
Stir in a big chunk of transparency
A cup of alum to suck up the mistakes, false statements and misjudgment of public understanding
Pump in 99 gallons of fresh air to open the secret and closed-door council meetings
Add a Thesaurus to parse the words used to obfuscate the truth
Provide a set of jumper cables to ignite citizens to realize how our city has been hijacked by the Left masquerading as progressives
Shake, not stir a new Chief Financial Officer who will not knuckle under Mayor Farbridge and her controlling gang of eight on council
Fill every council meeting with citizens eating pizza and ice cream displaying protest signs – “We won’t take it any longer”
Set paying taxes aside if the rate of increase is greater than the rate of inflation
Beat downtown bar and club owners to control drinking and violent behaviour
Whisk a quart of curry to persuade the university to open its licensed establishments on weekends, or municipal permits will not be approved
Stir vigorously and expect major change in the way our city is being managed